Joe Hockey reveals his natural form

Shadow Treasurer Joe Hockey has dismissed rumours that he is being prepped by senior figures for a Coalition leadership grab, revealing today that he has accepted a position on the latest film of the Shrek franchise. To be released on 2013, Hockey will star as the main protagonist Shrek, a loveable ogre who enjoys swamp-environments and talking donkeys.

When asked how he would prepare for the role, Hockey admitted there would be some challenges, though most of it should flow quite freely for him. "Well I'll be playing a large intimidating creature who prefers to scare others and enjoys solitude - so my experience in promoting workplace legislation should be really helpful in adjusting to the role."

"And realistically, life in 'Far Far Away Land' doesn't seem that different to current Coalition policy anyway."

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