Gaddafi is said to be a closet fan of 'Friday'

Members of the United Nations Security Council have gathered in New York to review an emergency draft resolution put forth by Britain and the United States calling for the use of Rebecca Black's hit song Friday as part of offensive measures against Libya.

The resolution is said to include provisions for thousands of loud-speakers to be set up around Tripoli, in an effort to flush out pro-Gaddafi forces. All rebel fighters will be provided with free noise-blocking headphones, to avoid contact with the toxic music.