Party-goer Billy Mareerro circa 2004

Not satisfied with being rushed to Royal Prince Alfred Hospital during 2010 New Years Eve festivities, self-described party animal Billy Mareerro has already declared his 2011 New Years Resolution - to get "drunker, and more smashed (sic) than ever".

"Alot of people make resolutions like 'I want to lose weight' or 'I'll exercise more'. That's absolute crap, why not set a realistic goal?

"I'm going to make 2011 a year to remember - though I'll be so drunk I won't remember anything.

"But that's what Facebook photos are for."

WPN has obtained an exclusive copy of Mareerro's NYE resolutions:

2011 - Billy's Resolutions

• Get kicked out of at least 30 clubs

• Pick a fight with 30 bouncers

• Liver transplant (me old one is buggered)

• Donate blood and be rejected 'cos of high BAC level

• Do a runner on 13 taxis

• Buy a guitar to get chicks (duno how to play)

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