Witness accounts describe the man as unusually well-dressed

Staff working at retail giant Portmans were left in shock today after a man, shopping with his girlfriend, actually understood how female fashion and styling works. The retail giant has released nationwide memos calling for the immediate removal of lounge chairs from stores, usually reserved for bored partners and husbands, in what they are heralding as 'a new age of male consciousness'.

"He seemed to have a grasp of colour-matching and value for money, it was bizarre" one staff member told WPN. "Normally guys stand around either bored or puzzled, not understanding why short-shorts are stylish, but three-quarter pants are not.

And yet he was recommending suitable shoes and handbags for her to try, with around 85% accuracy."

Prominent Australian men's organisation Top Blokes have filed a complaint with the national Sexual Discrimination and Equal Opportunity Board, claiming the male must have been brain-washed or tricked into understanding how female clothing works.

"Let's face the facts here, a male having any understanding of female fashion is unheard of - we can't even dress ourselves, let alone help others!" Michael Fisham, spokesman for Top Blokes told WPN reporters. "I mean, stretching one leg out when looking at jeans, what the hell is that about?"

Genetic scientists are pleading the man to come forward for research and examination, with some speculating that a specific 'fashion' gene may lie dormant in all male DNA.

Meanwhile a separate appeal has been lodged with the Oxford English Dictionary, citing 'any male who knows anything about fashion cannot be addressed as a man'.

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