Witness accounts describe the man as unusually well-dressed

Staff working at retail giant Portmans were left in shock today after a man, shopping with his girlfriend, actually understood how female fashion and styling works. The retail giant has released nationwide memos calling for the immediate removal of lounge chairs from stores, usually reserved for bored partners and husbands, in what they are heralding as 'a new age of male consciousness'.

"He seemed to have a grasp of colour-matching and value for money, it was bizarre" one staff member told WPN. "Normally guys stand around either bored or puzzled, not understanding why short-shorts are stylish, but three-quarter pants are not.

The first politican to wear a flag since 1944

Former One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has released an explosive interview in which she reveals that the majority of overseas nations are actually full of non-white residents. Having recently returned from a six-month fact-finding trip across Europe, Ms Hanson found that many countries not only housed and accommodated for a variety of racial groups, but actually coexisted quite peacefully.

"I couldn't believe it. France was absolutely full of French people, Germany full of Germans. Has the whole world gone mad?

"And did you know the UK isn't actually full of white people?