In a shock to former schoolmates and teachers attending the Sydney Boys High School ‘Class of 99 reunion’, popular kid James Wilson destroyed Hollywood stereotypes by entering the function looking successful, popular and more handsome than ever.

Now a professional athlete earning a six-figure salary, along with a long list of sponsorship and endorsement contracts, Wilson was again the envy of others as he parked his Alfa Romeo 159 and entered with his supermodel fiancé .

Meanwhile computer-nerd Shane Langford is single and overweight, currently unemployed after his IT job was outsourced to India. When asked if he regretted life choices, Shane was adamant he had made the right ones.

“Yeh sure James has a nice car, nice clothes and a hot wife, but money isn’t everything.”

“Does he have a level 80 Paladin who goes on regular quests? That’s right, I didn’t think so.”

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