Little Tyson, soon to be for sale

When Sydney-sider John Henderton bought three-week old ‘Tyson’ from the local pet store, he had high hopes. “All my friends have so many stories about taking their dogs for walks, and being swamped by hot girls!” he told Wet Paper News. “Then one day I thought, why can’t I have the girls? So I went to the shopping centre bought the cutest puppy I could find.”

After several walks at the local park, John knew he had made the wrong decision. “It poos everywhere, it barks incessantly, it always needs to be fed. My mates never mentioned any of this, it’s a complete let down, and false advertising in my opinion.

“I even tried starting a conversation a cute girl who smiled as she jogged past, only for Tyson to pee on her shoes. It was a complete let-down.” It’s like Marley and Me, you know the movie with Owen Wilson? Except minus the high paying job, the family and any emotional attachment… On the plus side, at least I’m not Owen Wilson”

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