Scientists are puzzled by Dave's apparent infatuation with his partner

Liverpool Westfield's store owners and shoppers were stunned last Thursday as 26-year-old Dave McCulloch entered multiple female clothes stores with his girlfriend, Mary, appearing to be having a genuinely good time.

With the likes of Supre, Pulp Shoes and Valleygirl commonly regarded by males as being intellectual and energetic wastelands, it would appear that at least one man in the world actually enjoys helping his girlfriend buy and try on different styles of clothes.

"When he came in and was helping his girlfriend pick out colours, I was like, wow" Valleygirl fashion assistant Jenny told WPN. "He knew how to match shoes and shirts, he picked out the perfect blouse for her, he was like, oh my god, so perfect!" Other shoppers were equally amazed, with many taking snaps on their camera-phones and uploading video footage onto Youtube.

Male groups across the country have been quick to dismiss Dave's actions as simply 'brown-nosing', probably in a futile attempt to 'get laid tonight'. While some studies have shown that fashion taste and consciousness are attractive qualities to females, 'not giving a shit' is by far the more popular approach. Boyfriends elsewhere meanwhile are preparing for an onslaught of criticism and whining, with phrases such as "Mary's boyfriend enjoys shopping with her, why can't you be more like him?" expected to top the complaints charts for 2009.

In other news,'Husband Chairs Ltd' earnings have exploded with a 700% expected growth this quarter, as more and more fashion stores attempt to help boyfriends avoid the excruciating pain of deciding 'which pair of shoes look best'.

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