Ke$ha, a famous sufferer of what experts are dubbing Gaga Syndrome

An unsuspecting Bankstown family has found itself facing a pending lawsuit from popsinger and songwriter Ke$ha, following allegations of a family gathering commencing before the starlet arrived at the premises. Since the release of her chart-topping single "Tik Tok", Ke$ha has insisted that parties and social events worldwide don't take place "until she walks in".

The family spoke exclusively with WPN prior to court arrangements, having received a subpoena and restrictions on visitor numbers arriving at the household.

"We were having a little get-together for Earth Hour, it was all going great" Brian Dally told us, "then about 20 minutes in Ke$ha arrived and announced that the party had officially started.

Of course we had no idea what she was talking about, since we had been drinking and conversing for some time. Suddenly she just lost it - started trashing the house, blowing up our sound system and screaming something about parties not starting without her!"

Ke$ha herself is no stranger to controversy. Several months ago dentists across the country launched a public awareness campaign focusing on the risks of brushing ones teeth with Jack Daniels whiskey, with Jim Beam and Wild Turkey also appearing on the no-brush list. Leading fashion icons have also been highly critical of the singer, focusing mainly on her use as Mick Jagger as a benchmark for male appearances.

Meanwhile a small claims court meanwhile has determined that, contraire to popular opinion, the party does in fact stop regardless of the status of various timing devices.

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